Oh good. Another blog you can skip right over. It's ok I'm used to it. And I'm also very aware the only people reading this will be my weird , overweight cousin and the smelly guy who sits across from me at the office. I just need something to do while I sit home alone and drink wine bought from the clearance box at Lee's Discount Liquour. Yeah it's cheap but I don't give a crap. I'm broke...I like wine....and I like drinking alone - which you will soon find out is partially caused by all the strange men I have dated in this crazy town. Yes! I'm drunk right now.
Seriously. Dating shouldn't be this jacked up. But I do have to admit I love having the stories to tell hence this blog that you'll never read again. Like the guy who came over after a hot night out and decided to take a bath in an inch of water while staring at me and stroking it. Or the guy who decided to tell me during a fancy dinner that he likes to have his dick sucked by a man every now and then...but he's not gay. Or the guy who's crazy bald ex-ife showed up and asked to borrow my panties. Yeah. I've got lots of those stories.
So you have an idea who's writing this...me - 32, single, 5'2, about 130 lbs, curvy a.k.a. "busty", brown hair, big hazel eyes, two dimples one on each side. Have a college degree, a good career and handle my business. But just can't find the one. Not that I'm in any rush and Vegas probably isn't the best place to find a good, honest man but I'm here so I'm making the best of it.
So why not join me for strong drinks, fucked up stories and nightly sinning in Sin City.
More to come.....
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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